This
strange phenomenon is something I first discovered around the age of
21 when I had the
good fortune of living in a house with four other
pigs. It basically works like this:
If you are
dating or are
married to someone and either your roommates or friends are pigs/
sluts, then if your significant other becomes aware of this, you are, by
association, a pig/slut. What your friends do, surely you must do as well.
The moral of the story: paint your friends as angels.