A blandly-upbeat
song from artists
Komar & Melamid and
composer Dave Soldier, specifically tailored to the results of a
1996 online
survey of listeners' tastes. The artists claim that, according to their
research, "The Most Wanted Song" will be "unavoidably and uncontrollably 'liked' by 72 ± 12% of listeners."
By contrast, they claim "fewer than 200 individuals of the world’s total population will enjoy" its companion piece, "The Most Unwanted Song".
I've heard both, and, depressingly, they're probably right.
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