|Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
|Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
|It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
|If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
|Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
|Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
|I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
|A Child's View of the Army
|Why am I dancing alone?
|How to teach art to a four-year-old
|It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
|You've got an underdeveloped sense of vengeance
|Helping your kid brother die
|Opening a coke can with one hand
|New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
|In any art, boredom is not a virtue
|The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
|I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
|Thoughts for Oliver on His Death
|Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
|When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
|You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
|You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
|Love isn't about fixing people