killersheep

People have always asked me why I have so little to show for my 5 years on Everything. The nodes in this site are my main resource for all research I do. Whenever I have a curiousity towards something, E2 is the first place I look for the answers, it's been this way for so long I can hardly remember what an encyclopedia looks like! The fact is, even though none of my write-ups ever survive the wrath of Klaproth or the voting process, I still consider myself and all other users like me to be integral parts of the community. We're like the students... you always need students in society, but they never do anything the bunch of wasters.
The simple fact is, i'm just not that good at writing.


Never argue with an idiot. they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience!


"The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away." - Tom Waits


"Books make you think. Sometimes they make you laugh. Sometimes they make you cry. Sometimes they anger you. Sometimes they inspire you. But they always make you think. That's the value of books, of literature. The bound pages are much more than the ink and paper they're written on. Books educate. Books enrage. Books ripen minds, young and old alike. They bring ideas to fruition. They can allow people to see that things aren't perfect. They allow people to see that things could be much worse. The books we read allow us to truly see the world." - Pantsless Bob

"If you don't buy, you die. Its as simple as that. And who can think outside this box? Advertising has long been the most effective thought police the world has even known." - themusic


Capitalism is freedom for the few to gain profit from the labours of the many.


"We have a right to eat, drink, or inject a substance--any substance--not because we are sick and want it to cure us, nor because a government supported medical authority claims it will be good for us, but simply because the government--as our servant rather than our master--hasn't the right to meddle in our private dietary and drug affairs." - Thomas Szasz


Live a life you love

Use a god you trust

Don't take it all too seriously

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The Ultimate Questions...

Why don't sheep shrink when wet?

Thanks to jasonm for the answer, which is: Lanolin, miracle cream!
So now I have a new one!!

Why don't sheep get eaten by moths?



Numbers of the Beast

670 Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 Number of the Millibeast
/666 Beast Common Denominator
1010011010 Binary of the Beast
Beast1-666 Area code of the Beast
00666 Postcode of the Beast
1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.
Over 18 only please.
$665.95 Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 Price of the Beast plus sales tax
$769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 Target price of the Beast
Route 666 Way of the Beast
666F Oven temperature for roast Beast
666mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
Netscape 6.66 BetaBrowser of the Beast
i66686 CPU of the Beast
666I BMW of the Beast
668 Next-door neighbour of the Beast
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Digital vs. Analogue

"now sit still and i'll explain it to you. analogue is good. digital is bad. people who use analogue are good. people who use digital are bad. people who use digital to emulate analogue are very bad. people who use both analogue and digital are bad. people who use analogue but speak of digital are moderately bad. people who switch from digital to analogue are glad. people who switch from analogue to digital are mad. people who yearn for digital are sad. people who construct digital are bad. people who construct analogue are rad." --Mike Perkowitz


9 Things that really piss me off!!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the f**k is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ar*e to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F**king right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the f**king floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the f**k?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f**king does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?