kok

user since

Fri Dec 19 2003 at 19:41:41 (20.9 years ago )

last seen

Mon Nov 21 2005 at 02:49:00 (19 years ago )

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0 (Initiate) / 62

mission drive within everything

double digit C!'s, baby

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no stat penalties or bonuses; a well-rounded class.

school/company

if you found out I'd have to kill you

motto

I don't have anymore problems, all of my worries are gone

most recent writeup

July 28, 2005

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• God Hates FAQs
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• Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
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• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek
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• Level 3
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• The parable of Ernie and Bert and the painting of the cow eating grass
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• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
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