A few months ago, I decided I had become a professional dope smoker.

I went to the local mystic bullshit shop and bought a Rizla brand rolling machine.

What a waste of money! If you ever need a device to produce supercompacted bricks of tobacco, then buy one of these.

  • Put a little bit of baccy in: brick.
  • Put a lot of baccy in: brick.
  • Rotate the rollers gently: brick.
  • Rotate the rollers like a real man: brick.
  • You get the idea!

    I'll just stick with my hand rolled. It looks cooler anyway, and nothing's as portable as my own hands.