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mission drive within everything
To prevent the planet of the apes from happening. Or, if a Cassandra situation develops, to negotiate the best possible deal for my selfish self with the evil monkey overlords.
Teaching monkeys how to juggle and smoke
Monkey University
Nunga Nunga, Jaba go Lai (Wolof for "Slowly, slowly catches the Monkey")
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