user since
Fri Jan 29 1999 at 19:25:06 (25.2 years ago )
last seen
Sun Feb 25 2024 at 05:29:48 (1.8 months ago )
number of write-ups
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level / experience
11 (Literatus) / 7628
C!s spent
91
mission drive within everything
To prevent the planet of the apes from happening. Or, if a Cassandra situation develops, to negotiate the best possible deal for my selfish self with the evil monkey overlords.
specialties
Teaching monkeys how to juggle and smoke
school/company
Monkey University
motto
Nunga Nunga, Jaba go Lai (Wolof for "Slowly, slowly catches the Monkey")
most recent writeup
GMWB
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