Arthur MillerThe Crucible
"CYNIC: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be."
Ambrose BierceThe Devil's Dictionary
"Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?"
Diogenes of Sinope
"Frustra fit per plura quod potest fieri per pauciora."
William of Ockham