A brilliantly tasteless novelty record from 1956 by Nervous Norvus (Jimmy Drake). Every verse describes the singer driving in a reckless fashion, only to become involved in some kind of accident (accompanied by assorted horrific sound effects) and require, as the chorus states, a transfusion. He is then back on the road and cheerfully heading for his next pile-up.
What makes the song great are the hectic pace, the gleeful grisliness, the great Mad-style sound effects (the song would have made a perfect Mad flexidisc) and the hipster language employed - as in the final line, addressed to the nurse, of each chorus: Slip the blood to me, Bud / Pass the crimson to me, Jimson / Pass the claret to me, Barrett / Put a gallon in me, Alan, and so on.
The song is a regular favourite of Dr. Demento and is available on his 20th anniverary compilation CD.