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Sun Sep 24 2023 at 18:35:25 (1.1 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
i am spaces within spaces. that's the american way.
specialties
i am a household name baby. i am YHWH's comfort character, baby.
motto
i'm gonna tell you once; you oughta listen. if you came here for comfort, you came to the wrong place
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and thus the stranger spoke unto the sinner
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writer. average weirdo. i write what i like to think of as "cosmic horror slice-of-life." pure degeneracy, relayed to you in the conversational beige prose of a pedestrian, with shameful bouts of purple.

Gender: do not care. nonbinary or agender or...something. i personally dislike the current rush to label everything and destroy ambiguity.
Occupation: student of library sciences.
Dream Job: cartoonishly evil sorcerer. or librarian
Favorite Color: pink
Favorite Bands: the Mountain Goats, Jack Stauber, Roy Orbison, WCKR SPGT, Wesley Willis, SWANS
Reading: house of leaves, Megg Mogg and Owl, Otessa Moshfegh, John Darnielle, Flannery O'Connor

i love clowns, and conjoined twins, and people who say and do stupid things. i am a coolness machine, keep my pieces clean. You can call me my name, because that's what i am called.

links to my

ao3-https://archiveofourown.org/users/spiderlegs_residence

soundcloud-https://soundcloud.com/jack-holeman-471181587/sets/the-buddies-ost

first short story collection- file:///home/chronos/u-98932663e57dcef08e52190a8a57fd7e5a0fe0b6/MyFiles/Downloads/The%20Rainbow's%20Heavy%20Tones.pdf