the talking splat
- user since
- Wed Jul 23 2008 at 08:23:37 (15.7 years ago )
- last seen
- Sun Jun 19 2011 at 06:06:40 (12.8 years ago )
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- 0 (Initiate) / 74
- mission drive within everything
- don't think about it. it doesn't mean anything.
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- The Curious Savage
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User Bookmarks:
- Conversations with Fo Fo, the Loneliest dog in Purgatory (fiction)
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Lafayette, Indiana
- Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
- Most men lead lives of quiet desperation
- my loneliness is neither the artistic nor musical kind
- Smallest number greater than 0
- Smoking as a nihilistic displacement activity
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- the importance of finding two strawberry starbursts in your fun-size packet
- The top secret of talking like an American
- This is not my Internet
- Three McDonald's: The Viability of a Third-Party Candidate
- throwing up
- Why I did what I did
- Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten.