Faeries fowl, anne foley's fare.
Dares a day seeing yaw hare.
whities their? Eye wood knot no.
sept I 8 2 C U sew.
paps some feller, knot 2 chased.
ingot is and bellow yore waste.
andy leyed U oh-very-silly.
and you knighted the plaices ware U P.
This makes most sense if spoken with a west country accent (uk).