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Wed Jul 5 2000 at 19:26:17 (24.7 years ago )

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University of Alberta

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• 2JZ
• A mathematically fair way to split a taxi ride with multiple stops
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Absinthe
• Air Force Maintenance Complaints
• Air Force One
• An envelope from the previous systems administrator
• Battleship Potemkin
• Blowing smoke rings
• Chernobyl
• Chess Openings
• Conan O'Brien's Commencement Speech for the Harvard Class of 2000
• Crimping Cat-5
• Dopefish
• Drivers who think they are Neo
• Everything Quote Server
• FreeBSD
• Geek's guide to working out
• grok
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
• How to answer a telephone
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• How to cook the perfect steak
• How to get unrestricted simultaneous downloads in Internet Explorer
• How to land a jet plane on an aircraft carrier
• How to lie your way across the Canadian border
• human sleep cycle
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• IFF
• It's OK to be a healthy geek
• Jamaican Patois
• Kappa Sigma
• Learn to program in Bash (idea)
• Louis Riel
• martial arts
• Mersenne Twister
• Money laundering
• Mountain Dew (thing)
• My most embarrassing moment
• Navy Newbie Jokes
• nice guy complex
• Nuclear launch codes
• Of hardware and software: a story of despair
• On finding a wife (idea)
• Penny Arcade
• Peter Tosh
• Phi Beta Kappa
• Pilots' Jargon
• Potemkin village
• Potent Potables
• Preparing for a house party
• Pseudo Programs, inc.
• random pager dating
• Rastafari
• Robert Burns
• Schwartzian Transform
• scram
• Secret of New York City
• semper paratus
• Sicilian Defense
• Snipe hunt
• Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Timeline
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• suckling pig
• Svaha
• Sysadmin cool
• Takamatsu Toshitsugu
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• The Infamous Bell Tower Prank of 1996
• The McDonald's coffee lawsuit
• The night Taco Bell ran out of meat
• The Ranger Option
• The Secret Lives of Girls (idea)
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• Twin Otter
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
• United States nuclear accidents definition codes
• Useful Latin phrases
• Using a Jedi Mind Trick on State Troopers
• utilitarianism
• Vaguely valid advice to prospective weight trainers
• Welcome to Everything
• When having sex in Binary
• When having sex in Germany
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Wingman
• Write only memory