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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size:1 writeup
Servings Per Container: about 450,000

Amount Per Serving

Calories 5420 Calories from Fat 0
% Daily Value
Totally Phat Perl 100%
  Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Apache 300g 132%
Community 250g 15%
  Chings Unlimited*
  Votes Varies*
Bar Raising 500g 65%
Backend Coolness 128%
  MySQL 170g 89%
  Lesbians 22g 27%
  Monkeys 49g 13%
  Soy 190g 49%
Protein 400g  
May contain any of the following:
alcohol, hard links, pointless ranting (heated air, water), soft links, "getting to know you" filler (pork snouts, tripe), MSG, prose, nodes about noding, marijuana, gods and editors, foreign world views, nodeshells, open minds, poetry, stupidity, humanity, beauty, FD&C Yellow No 5, lag.
* Daily Value not established.