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Find and ask the mystic E2 Dragon a question
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Giddiness and Excitement!
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The Drunk Monks
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She holds the light in her hands. When it goes out, so shall she.

Nobody cares about my plan, but I'm really excited about it.


Howdy, howdy. I'm doing a survey for an up coming node. If you manage to stop here on your journey through E2 please take the time to message me.

Question:

What is the first thing you remember being able to read?

Chicken Quest: Chickens found: 6/12.


BookReader at a glance:

Age: 38
Sex: Male
Weight: 190
Height: 6'1
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Green to blue
!: defcon2
Elo: 1793 as of 16 Feb 2020
Facebook: Ask


The Riddle

Awards! 25 votes and a C! to spend.

Level: 14 Difficulty: medium

Amatory feelings rush by day to day
I forget my place, I wonder about things
Like where your heart goes in the long summer
How long it stays in distant winter
Does the snow fall?
Can you see a sunset?
Does your heart feel?

Level three: rootbeer277 says "The answer is a C!" Yes indeed it is.

Level Four: maxClimb says "RE: Riddle 4 - a skull?" You might have gotten it as soon as it was posted, buddy, but the next one will have you scratching you head for ages!

Level Five: TenMinJoe says "War?" You sure did hit the target, TenMin.

Level Six: DTal says "Crabs!" Yep, but not those nice beach crabs.

Level Seven: TenMinJoe says "electricity?" Yeppers.

Level Eight: Noung says "Is the answer user Ancientsnow?" Yes indeed.

Level Nine: The Custodian says "I want to say the riddle answer is 'Silver' - when quicksilver it's something else (mercury), when slow it's a transition metal, but...um...you can wear it on you...although it you put it around you it will act as an antimicrobial - fighting small wars. DAMN IT.:-)" Yeppers. Looks like I made a mistake...

Level Ten: Rapscallion says "CHEESE" Tasty!

Level Eleven: Zephronias says "DUDE IT'S ME. I AM THE PUN."

Level Twelve: TheAnglican says "Is it that weird radio thing that spits out random numbers all night and everyone's trying to guess what it is?"

Level Thirteen: lizardinlaw says "I think the riddle is a record that has been warped in the sun and skips."


 

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And a supporter of Pushin' Niceness to boot.


Drunk Monks and Drunk Monk associates on E2 (some o' these folks should get up off their lazy asses and write something):

sarabandegreen futilelord Imhran antimemory kelsorama aftereight beaver_fever_06 intravenousants Yakushin Aenivae

Node well, not nodeshell.


"We should abandon the notion of history as a court eternally in session." -Archbishop Gianfranco Ravasi

Pseudo-testimonials:

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kelsorama says "shame, shame, dear. Don't confuse mere playful interest with love. I can see that this is where a lot of your problems arise."
As long as I don't confuse hate with love, I'll probably be all right.

"I hereby declare BookReader the (possibly) nicest and most polite person on E2." -Ancientsnow
Thanks, my dear. I don't believe I've had such a compliment before.

"Metal, BookReader!" -Clockmaker
I no longer remember what this was in reference too.

"BookReader taught me to light a candle rather than curse the darkness." Noung
This is completely out of context.

 

"dannye says Oh, well. If reincarnation is real we'll do it later." I suppose we will. RIP


؟Who are you?

"I used to be an Ice Golem. But I melted." - user water


Oh God, here's a good one: Also starring a telephone as "The Telephone"

Yous are all f***ing idiots: At least one man knows how to handle the press.

Yat'ah vokc tia vin'de'ee.


I wonder if people read this far down. Hmm. Well, here’s something to do:

Bathroom Push # 12

“The Nippon Push”: Sit on the throne with your back straight and your hands on your knees. You get triple points if you can keep your back straight while “pushing”.


Devine Trinity

Cayenne
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Garlic Cumin


Fellatio will not save this Relationship.