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She sits in the chair that faces the window. Still in pajamas. She eats cottage cheese and papaya for breakfast. I throw some rolled oats in a pot with some water. Stand at the stove and watch water boil. 

Morning, she says. How did you sleep?

Under the covers. Head on a pillow.

She gives me a look and says, how do you do it?

I dunno. How does anyone do it.

That. Right there. That's what I mean. Smartass. Soon as your feet hit the floor.

It’s a gift, I say.

Give it back, she says. 

That papaya you're eating?

Want some, she asks.

No I don’t like papaya. Never have liked papaya.

What’s wrong with papaya?

It’s musky, I say. I don’t like musky fruit.

The oatmeal sticks to the bottom of the pot. I scoop what I can in a pink plastic bowl

Fine, she says. More papaya for me. So how did you sleep?

I don’t feel like I did. Had a terrible

Epic: The Musical is an in-progress concept album and loose adaptation of The Odyssey. It is written/composed by Jorge Rivera-Herrans, who began the project in 2019 but first posted about it to the public in 2021.

Production is ongoing, and completed songs are released on story-arc clusters called "Sagas" while incomplete demos (usually sung by Rivera-Herrans himself) are released on Rivera's social media

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