Everything Poll Archive
Everything Polls
by Sir Norris
Do you vote on Everything Polls?
The polls are the only part of E2 I bother looking at. 1 0.62% I vote on every Everything Poll, and take them ultra-seriously. 14 8.64% I vote on Everything polls that interest me. 51 31.48% I always vote for the silly option. 4 2.47% I rarely bother with Everything Polls; they're crap. 4 2.47% I have never voted on an Everything Poll - apart from this one. 0 0.00% I have never voted on an Everything Poll - *including* this one. 8 4.94% I'm a level 1 noder with no votes, I can't vote on or see polls. 12 7.41% I haven't even been to E2. What are you talking about? 3 1.85% I don't own a computing device and have never used the interweb. 10 6.17% I am a spirit, unable to interact with physical matter. 19 11.73% Stop it. Stop being so silly you absolute git. 36 22.22% Total 162 100.00% ACK! You gained 23 Sexperience Points!
by craze
How man sexual partners have you had
None, but I want to have sex. 22 13.17% None, and that's how I want it 8 4.79% 1 22 13.17% 2 12 7.19% 3 13 7.78% 4 9 5.39% 5-10 28 16.77% More than 10 19 11.38% Er... lots? 12 7.19% I don't know. 6 3.59% I refuse to answer. 16 9.58% Total 167 100.00% Readers Be Where?
What's your favorite type/era of fiction?
Classical Epics (e.g. The Odyssey) 3 1.81% Old English (e.g. Beowulf) 0 0.00% Middle English (e.g. The Canterbury Tales) 3 1.81% Early Modern (ex. William Shakespeare) 4 2.41% English Epics (e.g. Paradise Lost, Byron's Don Juan) 1 0.60% Romantic fiction/poetry (e.g. William Wordsworth, John Keats, Samuel Taylor Coleridge) 1 0.60% Non-English fiction (sorry to squeeze it! e.g. Pablo Neruda, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe) 7 4.22% Modernist prose fiction (e.g. Gertrude Stein, Virginia Woolf, James Joyce) 5 3.01% Post-Romantic/Modernist poetry (e.g. Walt Whitman, William Carlos Williams) 3 1.81% Postmodern (e.g. Slaughterhouse Five, Catch-22) 32 19.28% ToasterLeavings 31 18.67% Science fiction/fantasy 52 31.33% None of the above 24 14.46% Total 166 100.00% An hourly review
by iamkaym
When in your 24 hours do you log onto E2?
First thing in the morning 32 19.05% Last thing at night 5 2.98% Whenever I can steal the time at work 22 13.10% If I know I'll have some votes available 3 1.79% As soon as I get home 7 4.17% If there's a computer available at the library 1 0.60% On my lunch break 0 0.00% When I can't sleep 6 3.57% While the kids are away at school 1 0.60% Any time I have a writeup to post 1 0.60% As the mood hits me 81 48.21% None of the above 9 5.36% Total 168 100.00% Single, bilingual?
How many languages do you speak, apart from your mother tongue?
I was raised bilingual 11 6.40% I'm bilingual through study / living abroad 17 9.88% I'm trilingual through study / living abroad 9 5.23% I have a conversational level of one foreign language 19 11.05% I have a conversational level of two or more foreign languages 23 13.37% I have a basic knowledge of one foreign language 39 22.67% I have a basic knowledge of two or more foreign languages 35 20.35% I don't have a clue about any language other than English 19 11.05% Total 172 100.00% Voting on Original Poetry
by user-970414
How do you generally vote on original poetry?
Don't read it and don't vote on it. 57 34.13% Down-vote without reading 12 7.19% Up-vote without reading 3 1.80% Read casually until an opinion forms and then vote 61 36.53% Read carefully, perhaps multiple times, consider and then vote. 34 20.36% Total 167 100.00% Locks
What colour is your (head) hair?
Red 10 6.10% Blonde 26 15.85% Mousey 13 7.93% Strawberry blonde 3 1.83% Jet black 6 3.66% Almost black 17 10.37% Brown 67 40.85% Grey / silver / white 5 3.05% Dyed one of the above 5 3.05% Dyed some kerayzee colour 3 1.83% I'm bald 9 5.49% Total 164 100.00% Whistle while you node
What kind of music do you listen to most often?
Classical 14 7.53% Jazz 6 3.23% World 4 2.15% Folk 5 2.69% Country 3 1.61% Pop / R & B / soul 10 5.38% Metal / hard rock 26 13.98% Indie / alternative 60 32.26% Dance 8 4.30% Reggae 1 0.54% Rap 2 1.08% None of the above 47 25.27% Total 186 100.00% Direct Access
by Gorgonzola
If neural interfaces are developed, I want one put:
in the left hemisphere (the better to node physics) 19 12.75% in the right hemisphere (to express your creative side) 22 14.77% in the cerebellum (e2 make me wanna dance!) 7 4.70% in the brain stem (when I breathe, the world shudders) 5 3.36% in thefez 20 13.42% lower down 16 10.74% I don't want to give bored Romanian teenagers access to my brain 60 40.27% Total 149 100.00% By the pricking of my thumbs...
by Maylith
How will you be celebrating Halloween?
I was BORN with fangs, baby. 15 11.19% A valid excuse for more chocolate? Works for me! 16 11.94% We're decorated to the hilt, my kids are sleeping in their costumes 4 2.99% Wracking my brains over the 2005 Halloween Horrorquest. 9 6.72% I danced to the Monster Mash when it was first released. 3 2.24% It is a religious holiday. Please do not disturb after midnight. 4 2.99% Beware of shaving cream and toilet paper. 3 2.24% At least when Michael Jackson filmed Thriller, he allegedly 3 2.24% Sending the SO out for extra $candy$. 0 0.00% Halloween is a holiday of ill repute and should be buried at a crossroads. 8 5.97% Hallowhat? 27 20.15% None of the above. (Please discuss.) 42 31.34% Total 134 100.00%