A Trucker's Christmas Carol
(to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town")
Oh, you better watch out, you better not speed
You better not smoke that wacky weed
Smokey Bear is out here tonight!
With a little tin star and a big black gun
five radios and some handcuffs for fun
Smokey Bear is out here tonight!
He knows that you are speeding
He knows you're running late
He knows that you are out of hours
and he knows you're overweight, soooo
You better watch out, you better not speed
You better not smoke that wacky weed
Smokey Bear is out here tonight!