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Sung when it is decided someone shall finish their drink right there and then. For maximum peer pressure, should be sung in chorus by most of the bar. Replace 'he' with 'she' where required.

Here's to <insert name here>, he's true blue
He's a piss-pot through and through
He's a bastard so they say
Tried to go to heaven but he went the other way
He went down! down! down! down!...                (victim sculls drink)
Sip!....sip!...sip!...                            (as victim begins struggling)
How 'bout <insert name here>, he's alright!       (if drink successfully sculled; otherwise, boo)

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