Here's how it goes.
You put the
wonderful and
disturbing film "
Blue Velvet" in your DVD player and hit "
Play." Everyone cracks open a
Heineken and starts
drinking, at whatever
pace they prefer. The
drinking of Heineken continues until
Dennis Hopper asks, "What kinda
beer ya want?" and
Kyle McLachlan replies, "Heineken." Then, everyone
screams at
top volume along with Hopper: "Heineken?! FUCK that shit!
PABST BLUE RIBBON!" Then everyone
smashes their Heineken
bottles, drags out the case of
Pabst, and starts chugging those 'til the movie's over.
And tomorrow, you will feel like
David Lynch's brain...