Findings:

• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• Navy Newbie Jokes
• newbie (user)
• hacking newbie
• Newbie Patrol (e2poll)
• Oh, Look, A Newbie! (e2poll)
• Paintball Lessons for the Newbie
• turbo newbie
• uppity newbie
• newbie flag
• Newbie nodes
• clueless
• Newbie Rant
• newbie
• clueless (user)
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• Clueless in the Kitchen
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• Terms Used in "Clueless"
• The Lady Mechanic's Total Car Care for the Clueless
• I once was a clueless young noder
• clueless newbies

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