Porn and College
Porn and College
Go together making "carnal knowledge"
This I tell you, brother
Professors go down on each... other.
I do not believe that college is to porn as marriage is to love.
For my own part, I have been in college, and not in porn.
Yet, I have not been in marriage, but I have been in love.
Unless (oh no, we're getting into one of Truffle's silly belabour-the-point-nodes) - ahem... UNLESS, we speak of:
College is "to porn" as marriage is "to love". ("to porn" obviously meaning to "pornografy" something: to write the writings of prostitutes on it.) Marriage is something to love as it is something to which one should not admit impediment. So, because marriage is something to love, it logically follows that college is something to write slutscript upon.
Love is often a healthy precursor to marriage, so porn is often a healthy precursor to college.
In the case of planned marriages, love is not usually present beforehand, but will take over, so again, in the case of planned college education, porn is introduced and will burgeon.
After 2, 5, and 19 years of marriage, it is common for couples to split because of a dearth of love.