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A little parody of a great tune by the Geto Boys.

Verse 1

Damn it feels bad to be an angsta
A real angsty-ass whina wears his black right
A real angsty-ass whina never shuts his fuckin mouth
Cuz real angsty-ass whinas talk about their plight
And whinas always talk a lot a crap
Tellin' all his boys how he hates em
But real angsty-ass whinas don't fight much
Cuz real angsty-ass whinas know they don’t got em
And everything's sad in the mind of an angsta
Cuz angsty-ass whinas think deep
Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7
Cuz real angsty ass whinas don't sleep

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, happy faced, in love prankstas
When the shit makes ya sad, what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels bad to be an angsta

Verse 2

Damn it feels bad to be an angsta
Feelin' all poor and hanging out on window sills
Although I was born in Wisconsin
Now I'm in a New Yorker takin' pills
Damn it feels bad to be an angsta
I mean one that you don't really know
Riding around town with my headphones on
Smokin cigs in my black overcoat
Now angsty-ass whinas come in all shapes and colors
Some were glad in the past
But this angsta here is an old one
Started crying when the doctor slapped me on the ass

And all I gotta say to you
Wannabe, gonnabe, happy faced, in love prankstas
When they dump your silly ass, what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels bad to be an angsta

Verse 3

Damn it feels bad to be an angsta
A real angsta-ass whina doesn’t play
Real angsty-ass whinas don’t get any of the chickies
Cause the angsty-ass whina’s seem like flakes
Now chickies look at angsty-ass whinas like a mutant
And get themselves runnin down the street
And catch the chick all alone or she’ll never talk to you
Cuz all that whining wont make her think you’re sweet
Cuz angsty-ass whinas be the worst playas
And everythings quiet in the sack
An angsty-ass whina never pulls the trigger
Cuz his partners are always slippin out the back
Real angsty-ass whinas don't talk much
All ya hear is the screech from the lament
And real angsty-ass whinas don't run for shit
Cuz real angsty-ass whinas are always getting bent
Now when you in the free world talkin' shit about your life
Hit the pen and write some songs all about ya
But whinas like myself sit back and act lame
Cuz Damn it feels bad to be an angsta


Verse 4

And now, a word from the Loser-dent!

Damn it feels bad to be an angsta
Gettin yelled at in my own house
Everything lookin bad about my place in the world
Around every corner I think I’ll take a loss
So every now and then I owe a favor to a friend
Like takin’ out his ex he has a date
And spending all my bills on 'em
When its only my boy getting laid
So angstas of the world keep supportin' me
And I promise whine at every bar
Other angstas better not upset me
I’ll go off the edge if you push me very far
To all you happy men, with that pasty grin
I sincerely say fuck you
Cuz you are getting what I whine about
And damn it feels bad to be an angsta

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