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A donut heist is a heist in which a large quantity of donuts is illegally aquired. It usually happens like this:

  • Hang around until three-ish in the morning
  • Fire up your car and go for a ride to your nearest non 24-hour convince-mart
  • When you pull up to the -mart there will be a drawer or box where the baker leaves the pastry for the -mart
  • Take the pastry
  • Ride away into the sunrise
  • Heist complete

This works very well. My friends came up with this when the noticed the donuts are dropped off well before the store opens. On a typical heist around 300 donuts will be acquired. It is amazing that the store hasn't figured it out yet. I'd type more but i just got jelly filling all over the keyboard.

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