I was smoking pot with a bunch of hippie dudes once, when one of them came out and said this to me. Apparently, I was going on about some sort of conspiracy regarding squirrels, or something. I must have gotten a little carried away, and started ranting like a raving lunatic. I suppose these hippies just wanted to sit back and keep on truckin', so I picked up my melonberry cocktail snapple, thanked them for the buzz, and left.

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