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rootbeer277
LudditeAndroid
EGerbil
- user since
- Fri Apr 23 2004 at 23:40:59 (20 years ago )
- last seen
- Wed May 16 2018 at 22:09:49 (5.9 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 11 - View EGerbil's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 1 (Novice) / 105
- mission drive within everything
- Reach level 2 without pissing off too many folk
- specialties
- Electronics, computing, gaming, being sneaky, being cynical
- motto
- It's very hard to destroy the Universe. That doesn't mean we should stop trying.
- most recent writeup
- Razor's Edge
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User Bookmarks:
- 12 ways to ruin a Club
- Almond and cassia shortcake with strawberries simmered in Crème de Fraise (thing)
- Amusing comments in source code
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- British Schools
- Chav
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- Complicated
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- deCSS
- Distance on Mars (idea)
- double exposure
- Driving in Europe: A guide for Yanks
- Duct tape
- electrowetting
- Everything Data Pages
- Everything XML
- Feature request for Universe 2.0
- Gaff tape
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people. (idea)
- Highway Tales
- How to destroy the Earth
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- How to hide your hard disk porn stash
- How to install Linux on a dead badger (idea)
- How to make whine
- How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
- How to rebuild a lot of Windows boxes
- How to ride long distances in a car
- How to ruin a roleplaying game
- How to run a roleplaying game
- How to steal a street sign
- How to survive against zombies
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Illegal prime number
- It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
- It's very hard to destroy the Universe
- June 13, 2005
- Keeping your data from the FBI
- Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
- Litany Against Beer
- Lucid dream
- Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
- Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner
- Nerds, geeks, dorks and losers
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Procrastination Singularity
- Quantum Leap (idea)
- RFC 1149
- Right to arm bears
- rock paper scissors spock lizard
- Roses in glass tubes at gas stations
- Santa Claus: An Engineer's Perspective
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- Skinner box
- So this one-legged man walks into a bar (person)
- Some stuff you physically can NOT do
- Spheres of Engineering
- Starting a traffic jam
- stressed
- Swear words from science fiction
- The Battle of Tempest IV: Tango Base, Day 0
- The Bear FAQ
- The Chewbacca Defense
- The Convenience Store FAQ
- The gravity shortage
- the guide to pursuing a fellow engineer
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
- The Techie Gospel
- Things techies should know about brand names
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- troubleshooting electronic systems
- Twin Paradox
- Ultimate Bazooka of Thermonuclear Apocalypse
- Universal destructor
- Unwritten rules for driving
- Using the closest available aerosol product as bug spray
- WD-40 (idea)
- Welcome to Everything
- Why birds fly in "V" formation (idea)
- Why programmers don't comment their code
- Windows policy keys
- Wombats in light speed experiments
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!