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You've all seen them by now. "This is a getting to know you e-mail! Copy this entire message, change the answers to ones about yourself, and then send it on to everyone you know!" They always end with "Say one nice thing about the person who sent this to you." They were trite two seconds after they first appeared, and they haven't improved.

So I was vaguely pleased to see the following reply to one of these GTKY e-mails in my inbox this morning:


LIVING ARRANGEMENT?
On tons of money with many beautiful women

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Penthouse Letters - a compendium

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
Naked women.

FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Any games (need not be a board game) with or related, however remotely, to naked women. e.g., drinking beer

FAVORITE MAGAZINE?
Playboy, Asian edition

FAVORITE SMELLS?
you guessed it

FAVORITE SOUNDS?
The sound of a lesbian orgy

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
"where are the naked women in this party?"

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
being with naked women

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
naked women

ROLLER COASTER SCARY OR EXCITING?
Naked women are exciting

HOW MANY RINGS TO ANSWER THE PHONE?
it depends on how many naked women are home at the time

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
i like vanilla on a naked woman

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
only when fantasizing about naked cop women

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
no on tons of money with many beautiful naked women

STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?
a lesbian orgy is COOL!

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE:
naked women, preferably alive

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
see question about board game above

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
is this a euphamism for naked women? if so, then yes. Yes i do

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Producer of lesbian pornography by heterosexual beautiful women

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?
colour does not count... who are we kidding...what matters is the number of naked women present

FAVORITE MOVIES:
Forbidden Love - The Unashamed Stories of Tina and Linda

ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY?
gotta use both hands when 2 or more women are present

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:
DL is better than naked women

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