He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.

Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.	Eid Mubarak	Harrowing of the North	When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
The Christmas Season has it in for me.	Suburban Blight	The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands	Thieving sociopaths
Our Father Christmas, who art at the North Pole	So they caught Santa Claus	They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed	Fortune finds them in the oddest places
technicolor sky	the sallow man	Winter Tea	pocket full of miracles
Heston Blumenthal	Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?	endless liquid crystal prayerwheels spun and shining all day long in the dead city	Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
The Inquisition of Saint Nicholas	Reindeer husbandry

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