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• He Who Would Valiant Be
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• I married him because he was not mean
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I think he only loves the world for him.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• "Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• He who controls the past controls the future
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• Surely he would remember this
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• you know he said
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• he would have laughed
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• he would have cried
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Only yes means yes
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• If he means to kidnap you, sorry for ruining the surprise
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He Who Is Death
• he who (user)
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• He Said, She Said
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He had something to say. He said it.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• "Fill it in", he said.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• He'll never know what he's missing
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• He said, Shi said
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• He Was Only Joking
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Li He
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He Is Born
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• hes (user)
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• Do Lobsters Cough and Other Things From the Days of Covid-19
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Song of the Sorceress
• Don't Go Out the Door
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Even my faults he adores
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• clockwork... do you mean the sun?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• he/she
• s/he
• He's Gone
• He
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Ancient Arrowhead
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I do not ask for her secret.
• He never returned
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• He's Jack
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?

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