Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
• Last night, I slept in your arms
• I spent all of last night dancing on graves
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Last Cigarette of the Night
• Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
• Beethoven's Last Night
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I Saw Her Again Last Night
• Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
• last night I dreamed of dragons
• a memory of last night's storm
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
• The last night of the earth poems
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• Last Night
• Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
• I Dreamed of You Last Night
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Last Night on Earth
• Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
• Last night I heard Caruso sing
• Falling asleep last night
• Last Night in Soho
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• I had a dream last night
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• The seizure I had last night
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• Steven's Last Night In Town
• something I found last night
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• Last Night of the Proms
• More hips!
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• I spent last night searching for a body
• what we did last night
• I shaved my head last night
• alarm
• fire alarm
• Alarmed
• Zen alarm clock
• Alarm and Pride
• car alarm
• rape alarm
• Cats make great alarm clocks
• Alarm Response
• Pure Alarm
• Strawberry Alarm Clock
• useless car alarm systems
• How to use the alarm gates in retail stores for practical jokes
• ten o'clock alarm
• yellow alarm
• Bypassing Alarms
• Simulated Car Alarm
• Zone Alarm
• alarm (user)
• The Alarm Sounds
• Using cron as an alarm clock
• 1202 alarm
• Adding an alarm clock to your case
• Red Alarm
• Cause For Alarm
• Silent Alarm
• taking apart an alarm clock
• The Alarm
• For Sale. Alarm Clock. Rarely Used.
• alarm beyonce lyric ring (user)
• Claws for Alarm
• advanced alarm codes
• Fridge Alarm
• Alarm Will Sound
• Broken alarm
• Negative alarm clock
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• False alarm
• Forgot
• Yesterday I forgot how to form letters properly.
• Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
• If we knew what we forgot
• Honey, I forgot to duck
• The Things You Forgot
• The Girl that Time Forgot
• forgot (user)
• Somewhere along the way we forgot insulation. It's a cold cold house.
• You Forgot It In People
• all naked beneath are the words we forgot to spell
• I forgot to wear your necklace today.
• Forgot one: Three of us is enough...it's the simple stuff I need.
• The Land that Time Forgot
• Fermat's Last Theorem
• The Last Angel of History
• The Last Starfighter
• Last call
• I know what you did last summer
• Last of the Summer Wine
• last back
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• last
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• The Last Unicorn
• The Last Answer
• The Last Supper
• last name
• last resort
• I still know what you did last summer
• the last bug
• Last Post
• Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
• Last Days
• The Last Battle
• Religion as the last protected idea
• Jacques de Molay's last words
• Nice guys finish last
• The Last Temptation of Christ
• The Last Continent
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• Last place you looked
• Famous Last Words
• last mile
• The Last of the Mohicans
• Anarchy can't last
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• good to the last drop
• Last Ninja
• Last dance of a universe
• First Line, Last Line
• The last pure blooded Kaw Indian
• Thomas Edison's last breath
• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• Last Tango In Paris
• Rubik's Cube: Position last 4 edges
• The Last Word
• Mentor's Last Words
• The Last Rose of Summer
• The last cigarette before you quit smoking
• The last cigarette before you start smoking again
• Last Kiss
• My Last Duchess
• Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
• This is my play's last scene
• Profanity is the last refuge of the uncreative
• The Seventh and Last Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• treat every moment like it's your last
• The Last Question
• My last sanctuary, violated!
• The Last Time
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• last good source
• The Last Day of Our Acquaintance
• last call for regrets
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Is this the last four years or what?
• My First and Last Communion

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