You know, songs like "Don't Worry, Be Happy" or "Telephone Hour" from Bye Bye Birdie. *evil laughter*
I forgot that I knew the words to every song by New Kids on the Block until tonight, when my next-door-neighbors cranked them way the fuck up. I'm also a repository for birthdays (even those of people I no longer know or care about), Simpsons quotes, sad faces and patterns of light.
If someone mentions that they need something, I remember it and it stays on my list until they get it or I do. My mother has been dead for four years and she still needs 60 watt lightbulbs.
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