****Warning: Graphic porn description to follow****
Having now watched the
vid reviewed here, I feel compelled to write a more
detailed "
blow-by-blow" of the action portion of the vid -- sorry but "Suffice it to say, they
fuck" just doesn't cut it for the greater portion of the action. Because, let's face it, since the time of the
Marquis de Sade's
120 Days of Sodom, perhaps even since the days of the
Satyricon of
Petronius,
how we fuck -- and how we depict fucking in the popular
media of our day -- has proved to be as important a
barometer of who we are as a
society as how we eat, dress, and
study.
See, what actually happens is not just that the whore
kneels and the porn action starts, but that the dude (who happens to be
James Deen, yay)
slaps the whore right across her whore face and the dude's
girlfriend or
wife (or whatever she is) tells the dude to 'teach her a lesson' -- which the dude does essentially by.... warning for the prudish or weak of stomach, it's going to be endlessly graphic and detailed from here on out.... grabbing her by the
throat and shoving her to right to her knees and then fucking her whore mouth. There's a difference, you see, between a
blowjob and a
mouthfucking, the former being more or less passive on the part of the men getting pleasured, and the latter being quite the opposite, almost passive on the part of whoever's mouth is being used, the pleasure receiver expending all the energy in fucking that mouth.
So then the dude's girlfriend comes back out and, well I don't know about you but if my girlfriend came out and saw me mouthfucking a lemon thief, she'd be
nonplussed. But this chick is like, 'yeah that's right, that's what you get for stealing our lemons' (her exact words are "
gag on his
cock, you whore!!") -- but then she decides that the lemon whore is good enough to get 'a bushel of lemons' if she'll come in the house and do as good a job. So in the house they go, and what follows is not simple fucking, but
assfucking (for which the whore begs, time and again), interrupted by a brief episodes of aggressive
ass to mouth, accompanied by a
lot of whore-slapping -- in the face, on the ass, even on her
tits. There is hair-pulling, being spat upon, and some
choking, which is worrisome until the whore gasps out (quite convincingly) 'I love to be choked.' Oh, and an unsatisfyingly short moment of whore-to-girlfriend
cunnilingus, and some shoving of the title lemons in various of the whore's
orifices. Lemon-related comments pervade the scene.
The vid ends with the dude exploding his
ejaculate across the backs of both women, who are side by side in opposite directions; the whore laps up what of it is on the girlfriend's back, then spits it into the girlfriend's mouth (hey, I warned you
several times about the graphicness).... then the dude tells her, 'that's what you get for stealing lemons, don't steal anymore' -- and then, after the dude and his girl walk away, the whore deadpans to the
camera: 'I'm gonna steal lemons every day!!'
The End.