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A condition resulting from over-indulgence in carbohydate modified breath drops. The ones with the disclaimer on the pack

EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT

.. that you didn't notice until you'd guzzled half of them.

At present, the jury is out as to whether this is a debilitating or beneficial condition. Sure, you shit more. But it smells mintily good, thus making embarrassing work-poo or school-poo moments a thing of the past.

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