I've been hacking up a lung
for the past week, and am just about tired of this whole life
thing, so in case I happen to hack up any other major organs, you know, the important ones, I thought I'd better write my everything2 will
. So, here it is, in all its infinite glory
, I leave: My write-ups
, and 2000 experience
(because he needs it so badly), and the portion of my brain where all of my factual content
is stored. Also I'll be leaving toasty a whole bunch of great big dreamy hugs! And, and, a large ziplock
bag filled with sweet, thoughtful
memories, and a list of all that is good in the world. (You can have parts of my computer
, as well, if you like, just beat the other aussie's to it.)
, I leave: The rest of my experience, whatever it might be, and the portion of my brain that holds my dreamy thought matter
, and Lometa
: I leave.. my sweet, sweet, endearing memory
, lemon curry
, and creolex
: You guys can have my computer
. Just come and ravage the beast
. All of you haven't been noding enough any way, and there's a notepad file on my desktop
filled with node ideas.
To Pseudo Intellectual
: I leave my book of bad puns
, so that he might continue to carry on the bad pun dream. Also, you can have the chocolate kiss
that is sitting up in my bedroom, if you want it.
, I leave: My shares in Mango Corp.
, which is doing quite well. Also, you can have my music collection
, because I think you'd appreciate at least some of it.
: I leave all of my plantlife, because I think that would be my best bet. (See: houseplants
If I don't make it, just remember.. I love you all
. The rest of ye noders
can pick up any scraps
left by the above mentioned. My preferred place of burial would be next to say, Nick Drake
, or perhaps someone could kill some other dreamy little humans
and bury me with them.
Note: this will null and void if yossarian kills me for my Mango Corp. shares!