Findings:

• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• We have science and confidence
• Twelve Year Truce
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• 16 year old
• Grouper and oysters and shrimp, oh my! An E2 New Year's gathering on Florida's Gulf Coast
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Books I have bought for next year
• food fight
• Names I have acquired over the years
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• One year old
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• When the Year Grows Old
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• 15 years old
• I am eighteen years old
• old chestnut: twelve coins
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• When I was ten years old
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• 20 Years and Twelve Iron Novembers: Thanks for Everything2
• Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• Clean laundry breeds confidence
• confidence man
• Confidence Interval
• confidence is useful
• Ten tips on public speaking with confidence
• Confidence and Paranoia
• Crisis of Confidence
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Horses give you confidence
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?

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