long ago, in ancient Britain,
a magical wizard lived. He had a long white beard and wore emerald green.
It made him stand out in a crowd. This green magician
blessed a pigeon, and that pigeon became super-intelligent, for a pigeon anyway.
comes from a long line of super-intelligent pigeons. He's very proud of
it. In the 18th century they immigrated to America,
some of them are still in Britain.
looked through the classifieds. His morning ritual. "The damn
economy.", he thought. Then he saw it. A job delivering Yellow
Pages. Well, not exactly Yellow Pages, it was an off-brand of Yellow
Pages, called Yellow Book.
and a large group of mainly men were instantly hired to deliver Yellow Book.
After watching a 15 minute training video, the whole room was now gainfully employed.
Pete ran into problems. The Yellow Books were too heavy to carry with his
beak. He could barely carry a single book. So he would have to
up a huge stack of Yellow Books into his van, he grabbed the wheel with his wings, and carefully drove to his area where the books were to be delivered.
job was tedious and he hated it. Kind of liked the weather though, nice
hopefully he'll get a better job soon.