display | more...
Downtrodden quotation marks, I feel your pain.

Yes, I too know what it is like to be without a match; to come into existence expecting the other half of yourself, yet never getting it . . .

Yes, brothers and sisters, I know how many of you poor open quotes wish your creator had simply remembered to provide you with a matching close quote. I know what hell you must go through, day after day, week after week . . . and for this reason, I am accepting the position of quotation mark savior.

O ailing open quote marks, come to me to heal your wounds. I shall provide you with a match, a waiting, willing close quote match just as eager to complete your life's meaning.

FOR EVERY OPEN QUOTE THAT NEVER GOT CLOSED, ON EVERY SCHOOL PAPER, IN EVERY DOCUMENT, ENTER THIS NODE AND BE REDEEMED.

Hook up with the mate of your choice below.

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "

Single quotes and parentheses who feel similarly violated, please contact me and request suitable mates as well; justice shall be served!

Log in or register to write something here or to contact authors.