The existence of
radio stations that
pander to
juveniles is a mystery. No one knows how or why they exist. Their
remote broadcasts are from places like
high schools,
roller rinks, and shopping
malls. When one tunes into these stations, she/he is sure to hear
N'Sync, the
Backstreet Boys, or wannabe
gantsta bitch rap. The
DJs are twenty-somethings, and the listener can almost hear them thinking, "
I want to fuck Britney Spears!" as they play "
Hit Me Baby One More Time" yet again.
The logical question: Who the hell would want to
advertise on such a station? Only junior high and high school kids listen to them, and we all know what a poor group of
consumers they are. I don't even know why any
business would want to be
associated with
Christina Aguilera. It is, indeed, a
conumdrum. Possibly even a
conspiracy, but I need to look into who would be
evil and
sadistic enough to make us listen to such bubblegum
crap.
UPDATE: Am I the only one who had no money in high school?