(
Fictional character). The
chubby German prison camp guard in
Hogan's Heroes, a
sitcom set in
World War II. Schultzi's leading
characteristics were
gullibility, chasing
anything in a skirt (although he was
married), and trying not to get in
trouble.
His big catch-phrases were "I see nothiiing! I know nothiiiing!" He shouted these often, in an attempt to convince himself that it was true since adjusting his worldview to fit what he was seeing, namely the prisoners perpetrating every kind of bizarre stunt, often right before his eyes, would have been too painful and difficult.
He was played by John Banner.