The format for a conversation I've heard far too often.
Person A: "So, Person B, what did you say to person C?"
Person B: "You don't want to know."
Person A: "Yes, I do, tell me."
Person B: "No, trust me, you don't want to know."
Person A: "Really, I really do want to know, please tell me."
Person B whispers to Person A
Person A: "I really didn't want to know that..."
Person B sighs.
Under some circumstances Person D then arrives wondering what all the fuss is about.

Log in or register to write something here or to contact authors.