The format for a
conversation I've heard far
too often.
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Person A: "So, Person B, what did you
say to person C?"
Person B: "You don't want to
know."
Person A: "Yes, I do, tell me."
Person B: "No,
trust me, you don't want to know."
Person A: "Really, I really do want to know, please tell me."
Person B whispers to Person A
Person A: "I really didn't want to know that..."
Person B
sighs.
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Under some
circumstances Person D then arrives wondering what all the fuss is about.