Wed Jun 14 2000 at 4:53:02
You may not
your own car in your driveway.
. We don't want people thinking
You must cover your home in the same ridiculous expensive and soon-to-rot
that everyone, even the High School Gym , has on their structures (only valid in
You may not
park your car
on the street in front of your home, even if you're
having a party
. Blocking the gutters of the street with a car is
If you do not make all details of your personal life fully available to all, you will be branded
and always ignored at meetings.
If the above doesn't work, you may be branded
the quiet one next door
the next time a
What do you mean you can't keep your dog from straying a millimeter over the property line? Can't your damn
read a map
I like it!
So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
The good crew will know what its captain would do
People using the word 'nazi' unnecessarily
Committee to Fight Redundancy Committee
The inadequacies of Arby's crew members
Technology Doesn't Stop the Imp Next Door
Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
Evolution Control Committee
GpBCT: proof that Alice wins on an open set
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