Charlie, bring me my medicine...
Spike your yogurt! Bring the worlds of ethanol and pepto-bismol together! Tequila rose is a disturbing liqueur that tastes of artifical strawberry. It's kind of like the middle of those disgusting cheap strawberry chocolates that come in huge boxes for $3 per metric fuck-tonne (it's spelled that way because it's metric).
The actual experience is (/humble narrator pauses for data collection) not unpleasant, amazingly enough. It tastes of alcohol just enough so that you are dimly aware that you are drinking booze. Overall, I wouldn't buy this except as a novelty, but I'm a beer and whiskey man.
Opening quote provided by A. Faerber, 2001.