Findings:

• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• On the Air Because They Care
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They could have saved Kevin
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• They must have faces
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• They did so because they believed they could.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They have taken enough
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• because I have given up any care
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Penis size and impregnation
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• They Have a Word for It
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They didn't have the heart
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Chipirones en su tinta
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• People want what they cannot have
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• You stole what they would have given you
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• They have no bones.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They have bears in Italy
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• He's been places they have not.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• American
• American Culture
• Ugly Americans
• Young Americans for Freedom
• Natural American Spirit
• It is not enough for conservatives to win elections.
• American beer
• American Psycho
• American way
• American Literature
• Great American Beer Festival
• American flag
• American Family Association
• American cars
• American Politics, American Mythology
• The Greatest American Hero
• American Dream
• American Film Institute
• American West
• An American Family
• Sam the American Eagle
• Native American
• American aspen
• American culture of fear
• American Graffiti
• American spelling
• American Medical Association
• American crossword
• stupid American
• American girls are all so easy
• American Underworld Dictionary
• American Civil War
• Indian policies of famous Americans
• Why is American cheese orange?
• American History X
• American Communication Network
• What the American people want politics to be
• Standard American English
• Standard African American English
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• South American Cheek Kiss
• American Museum of Natural History
• North American
• American style option
• The American Dream
• The Young Americans
• American Woman
• American Tabloid
• American Institute in Taiwan
• Why American women shave their legs
• American Kestrel
• Spanish-American War
• Commercialization of higher American education
• New American Standard Bible
• The Oxford American
• When writers use Latin
• The Paranoid Style in American Politics
• American Movie
• An American Dream
• Red Dwarf: American Pilot
• The top secret of talking like an American
• American supremacy, arms sales and proliferation
• It's my right as an American
• Aspects of pagan mystery religions in American rave culture
• American McGee's Alice
• Americans are rude
• Last Great American Whale
• American Names
• World League of American Football
• A secret of American pronunciation: Letters 't' and 'd'
• American Bulldogs
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• The American Story Project

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