A song very popular all over the Caribbean, celebrating the reputedly large genital size of Caribbean males. Recorded in the 1950s by The Mighty Skipper, though I think the lyrics have been around longer than that. I'm pretty sure I've heard some other verses, too, but I can't remember them.

They had a Chinaman called Dick Hung Lo
He got married in Mexico
His wife divorce him pretty quick
She like bamboo but not chopstick
She like the big bamboo.

I give me woman some sugarcane
Fruit of the trees I did explain
The only thing to my surprise
She like the flavor but not the size
She like the big bamboo.

I give me woman some coconut
Some like it cold some like it hot
The only thing she said to me
What good is the nuts without the tree?
She like the big bamboo.

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