Because military cadences count as folk songs in my book. Unfortunately, it's a bit difficult to represent properly here, so you ought to listen to it as well. Behold: The army itself fears Chuck Norris.
I have excised a few verses that were less than interesting.
I see the beared ninja,
Standing on the hill --
His name is chuck norris,
It's me he's trying to kill
Chorus: Chuck No---o---or--ris
Roundhou---ouse, ki----ck
I was watching infomercials
On my big TV
Chuck Norris was working out
With Christina Brinkley
Chorus
E-vo-lution
That is just a lie
There's only a list of animals
Chuck allows to survive
Chorus
If you see Chuck Norris
he can see you too
but if you cannot find him
he's prob'ly right behind you
Chorus
Chuck can cure cancer
With his tears
Too bad he's never shed one
In all his years
Chorus
Don't ever step out of line
Chuck will put you in your place
The power of a roundhouse kick
Can be seen from outer space
Chorus
All soldiers do the pushup
But Chuck will make you frown
When he's in the prone
He pushes the earth down
Chorus
Chuck and Bruce Lee
Fought in a duel
Some would bet on bruce
But they'd be a fool
Chorus
Don't break the law in Texas
You'll put your life in danger
Chuck Norris' second job
is Walker Texas Ranger
Chorus