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I've heard of people who will not go out on a date with a girl without drinking before or during the date. This can sometimes be helpful, but more often than not it can ruin the experience. I hereby give you this rough guide based on years and years of observation and drinking.

The Young Man's Guide to Drinking and Dating

1,2 (maybe 3 but that's pushing it) beers: Girl will think you're talkative, funny, sociable.
3 to 5 beers: Girl will start noticing stupid grin on your face and suspect you're drinking a bit too much. The topics of your conversation and the way you generally carry yourself will become more and more silly.
more than 5 beers: Good luck, you're drunk and unless she is drunk too you don't stand a snowflake's chance in hell of getting anything (including a second date).

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