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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman met up for their lunch break every day at work. One lunch break, the Englishman says "Oh no! Not ham sandwiches again! If I get ham sandwiches tomorrow I'll kill myself!" The Scotsman opens his and says "Oh man! Not haggis sandwiches again! If I get haggis sandwiches tomorrow I'm going to kill myself!" The Irishman opens his and exclaims "No way! Potato salad sandwiches! AGAIN! If I get these tomorrow I'm going to kill myself!"

The next day they all met up again, and the Englishman opens his lunch. "Ham sandwiches!? Right then!" he yells and throws himself off a cliff. The Scotsman opens his lunch. "Haggis sandwiches again! Thats it!" and he shoots himself. "What? Potato salad again?" cries the Irishman upon discovering his lunch, and he hangs himself.

At the funeral, the wives were huddled together crying. "I don't get it," said the Englishman's wife. "Why didn't he just tell me?" The Scotsmans's wife agreed. "I know, he should have just said something. I don't understand it!" The Irishman's wife joined in. "I don't understand!" she said. "He made his own sandwiches!"

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