a
funny,
decent limerick with a completely
indecent theme:
There were three young ladies of Birmingham,
And this is the scandal concerning 'em.
They lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the
Bishop engaged in
confirming 'em.
Now, the Bishop was
nobody's fool,
He'd been to a good
public school,
So he took down their britches
And buggered those bitches
With his ten-inch
episcopal tool.
Then up spoke a
lady from
Kew,
And said, as the Bishop
withdrew,
"The vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker,
And
longer and
stronger than you."