I consider myself a fan of fortune cookies. For one, they are brittle, but sweet and taste good. There are few treats that taste quite as good as a fortune cookie.
Once you're done, you get your nice little slip of paper expecting ambiguous information to aid you in your day. Maybe a tip about your love life, or how to improve your financial status.
This is what I was expecting when I broke into a fortune cookie long ago. Instead, however, I am told that my day is really lovely.
"??" written in place of smudged numbers, "X X" written in place of (supposedly) Chinese characters.